eViL G's Weekly Picks - November 16th

ROCK BOTTOM!!!  ROCK BOTTOM!!!  ROCK BOTTOM!!!

And the show has reached a new low....at least the basketball team beat Wiscons....nevermind....

PICKS!!

UCF at Temple

Bill Cosby, John Chaney and some mysterious intellectual property attorney conspire to keep UCF from fulfilling their BCS destiny.  They fail miserably.

Knights - 27

Owls - 7

Syracuse at FSU

Jameis Winston will not miss playing time, not that FSU needs him to score 50 against us in a couple weeks.

Noles - More than 50

Orange - 14 or less

Florida at South Carolina

Someone named Skyler Morning Wigs will start at QB for Florida tomorrow.  His favorite color is potato and he enjoys eating cheese....that's straight from UF's media guide.  Word out of Columbia is Jadeveon Clowney hasn't been fed in three days, and he's been locked in a room since Thursday morning watching a looped video of DiCaprio's The Great Gatsby.  He'll be ready to kill someone by 7:00 tomorrow night.  I wonder if Steve Spurrier remembers that 56-6 beat down in Gainesville 5 years ago...I'm guessing yes.

Cocks - 1,056

Gators - 6

Georgia at Auburn

Gal Malzhan stakes his claim to unanimously winning SEC Coach of the Year.  All of a sudden that Iron Bowl doesn't look like a sure thing for Alabama.

War Eagle - 34

Hunker Down - 21

Alabama at Mississippi State

Stanford at Southern Cal

The college football gods threw us a bone, giving GatorNation not one, but TWO somewhat compelling games to watch while South Carolina makes UF their prison bitch.  I'll be watching Stanford-USC, just to see Ed Orgeron get interviewed.  Alabama-MSU won't be nearly as entertaining.

Tide - 31

MSU - 14

Trojans - 24

Stanford - 21

Be good.

eG

Big ups to Chad B...thanks buddy!