Coming soon.....

eViL (small black guy), Scottie Ray (large white guy) and friends.

Against my better judgment, I've given guest editing privileges to my second-favorite Alabama fan on the planet, Keith Edwards.  Lord knows if he'll ever show up here to brighten our day with his wisdom...worst case I'll owe John Buchanan fifty bucks if he doesn't.

For those of you who don't know Keith, I'll give you a little background.

He's a pimp....the end.

The eager staff at your Orlando Airport Hooters wouldn't take the time to make that sign if it wasn't true.

Keith....the floor is yours whenever you're ready....